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Ridgway Stan Partyball I Wanna Be A Boss I been doodlin' on this notepad And I been takin' telephone calls I can tell this job's at the end of the line And I'm ready for the fall But I been watchin' the boss carefully and he always seems to be havin' a ball And then I scratch my head and wonder Why I'm down here and he's up the hall... All of my paychecks aren't worth The paper they're printed on I get 'em Friday And Monday they're all gone There must be some way To change my situation It's time that I took up A brand new vocation I wanna take a two week vacation 26 times a year (add 'em up) When I go to exotic places My jet will be a Leer I'll need several secretaries Just to jot down notes I'll wear Gucci loafers And expensive shirts And blue executive, exotic coats I, I said I wanna be a boss Well I''ll drive in fancy cars No, well maybe I'll just cruise With a limo and a chaufer TV, telephone and booze Tinted windows so the common folk Can't see me here inside Maybe every now and then for fun I'll give some old coot a ride Then maybe I'll slip 'em A thousand dollar bill The he'll smile and shake my hand And I'll put him in my will I'm gonna count up all my widgets And digits and all my stuff I'll make millions in a day But it'll never be enough Nope...not enough 'Cause I, I said I wanna be a boss Now if I find a product I like I'll buy up the whole company Then I'll shave my face and grin And smile and sell it on TV And everyone will know me I'll be more famous that Howard Hughes I'll grow a long beard And watch "Ice Station Zebra" in the nude And grow my nails like Fu Man Chu And keep a row of specimen jars Get other people to work for me Well no...maybe I'll buy The planet Mars And build an amusement park up there Better than old Walt's place You'll have to be a millionaire to go And we'll smoke cigars And lounge in lace And talk the talk of businessmen And bosses that we are So here's to me The drinks are free 'Cause I just bought this bar... ---------------------------------------------- |
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