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Always chew your food with your mouth shut. Nobody needs a visual of what you’ve got inside. If you open up your mouth your dinner might fall out And you just might be liable for a ‘regurgative’ revival. Always chew your food before you swallow The consequence is dire and you just might expire. It would be so rude if you die choking on your food You’ll never be invited back again. It’s important to have good manners I’m not putting you on. Ever since a caveman met another caveman We’ve been making rules so we all can get along. Once there was a chatty girl named Kathy Who talked her way through dinner every night. She opened up her mouth and the meatloaf all fell out, Her little brother Davy just stood up and lost his gravy. Once there was a boy named Silly Willy Wildly wolfing down his waffles with his friends Somebody told a joke and he began to choke And Willy never was invited back again. It’s important to have good manners I’m not putting you on. Ever since a caveman met another caveman We’ve been making rules so we all can get along. Always chew your food with your mouth shut. Always chew it well so you don’t choke on it and die. And while you’re at it, eliminate the habit Of burping when you finish with the pie. |
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