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| Eazy-e Miscellaneous Merry Muthafuckin X-mas [uncle dolamite] Come on over hunnie And give your uncle dolamite a kiss [*kissing sounds*] Well what you want baby? [baby] Would you tell me a story? [uncle dolamite] You want me to tell you a story? [baby] Hell yeah! [other baby] Me too! [uncle dolamite] Yes hunnie i'm a tell you a story About the bad ass eazy-e He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well He's a bad muthafu- [mother] Gimmie that god damn book! Here let me read you this one Chrismas in compton It was a silent night, yes a holy night Until mr. claus turned into santa muthafuckin' right? [carolers] Deck the halls with balls of holy Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly.... [eazy-e] Merry chrismas muthafucka! [*gun shots*] Merry muthafuckin' chrismas and a ho ho ho! While i'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe Now dashin' through the snow In a candy right top 6-4 Over the hills i go Laughin' at this hoe Nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right Oh what fun it is to know That i'm gonna get this pussy tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way Hey ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick Oh yay! Tis the season to get busy Compton crime lick And i'm smokin' on this stick. [santa] Ho ho ho come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for chrismas Ho ho. [menajahtwa] I want a slay ride A cd player A fifty rum ??? and i'm gonna cum A vcr ???? some porno flicks Rudolph the red nose reindeer ??? like a everlastin' gobstoper ??? poppa I dig a ho Crack a dough By the nuts oh ???? fuckin' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah you know whats up I said heres some candy canes eat'em up ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree. [] All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat. [buck wheat] Buck wheat is a waskal Thats no chrismas And all the toys, boys and girls Fuck ya wishes I got happy over joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree so santa be a sucka ??? when i was young i was the only kid Who had enough guts to be Good ole hearin' on the east I'd stay awake just to let america know That santa was a fake I used to believe in saint dick when elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when i was five Years oh just stay young, bold datin' Singin' silent night carolin' recietin' Now all i want for chrismas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth Uncle eazy be the ???? Just spread me a leaf Little kids don't cry When you find out the santa claus is just a fuckin' lye. [eazy-e] On the third day of chrismas my homeboys gave to me Three pounds of indo Two birds of cocaine And a a muthafuckin' k bitch. [] Eazy-e oh eazy-e Show us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy fuckin' eazy-e. [eazy-e] Close the door little bitch I'm gettin' these draws. [] I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop. [eazy-e] I don't give a fuck I'm gettin' chrismas caught Ho ho ho and away i go. [] Oh saint nick got a dick like a ho Well wheres this ???? [eazy-e] Shut the fuck up bitches And go back to sleep. [] Yo black what you want for christmas? Yo black i want a job ??? corn on the cob But a nigga will eat them chicken, and Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food Whos climbin' in my window Smokin' up indo My carin' and high make a high know [*a lot of mumblin'*] Yo black what you want for christmas? Yo black i want some cash So i can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash. [] A rump pa pump pump A rump pa pump pump [every one] Merry muthafuckin' chrismas Merry muthafuckin' chrismas Merry muthafuckin' chrismas And have a fucked up new year (x4) [eazy-e] You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! [mother] And they all went to prison And lived fucked up lives ever after The end |
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