I took her with me to the Christmas office party mistake She did a line, and started spouting all of her Liberal Garbage Bro, I'm so ashamed I never heard such shit in all my life I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife But you blew my hopes sky high The bitch went nuts started talking bout politics in front of all my bosses bullshit from the internet the bitch went nuts I'll never be a partner at this rate Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date oh no oh no, no it took me and a couple of men to restrain her you shoulda seen her she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer she called us bigots with her fist in the air and as she did they could see all her armpit hair now they think that I'm a fucking asshole the bitch went nuts started talkin bout vegetables to the wives of my co-workers yeah, cruelty to animals she thinks because she reads books she must be smarter but now when I close my eyes I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter oh no oh no, no oh no, no couldn't you have just nodded and smiled from 9 to 12 PM instead of telling all of your conspiracy theories to all my bosses and all my friends the bitch went nuts (nuts) started puttin down the Christians and all about what the White-man did to the Indians How could I know? (How could I know?) that she never done blow before she sounded "fuck Dick Cheney!" then she puked on Franklin's floor oh no oh no oh no, no oh no, no oh no alright |
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