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| ICP Miscellaneous The Dating Game *Host* Let's meet contestant number one! He's a skitsofranic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile!Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.Sharon, whats your question? *Sharon* Contestant number one, I believe that first impressions last forever. So lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stay. Lets see well id have to think about it I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it Id prolly just show up naked like i always do Id look your momma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU Hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti! Then id pinch her loopy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY! Your dad would start trippin and get me pissed Id have to go up and bust him in his fuckin lips Its dinner time We're hearin grace from ya motha Id pull a 40 out and pour some for ya lil brotha! Im steady starin atcha sista Ill tell ya this For only 13 she got sum big tits! Afta dat, your dad would try to jump again Only this time id take a 40 to his chin After your mom does the dishes an the silver ware Id dry fuck her til I nut in my underwear *Host* Now lets meet contestant number two! Hes a psychopathic durranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he says woman call him stretch nuts! Sharon lets hear your question! *Sharon* I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me what would you do? First thing I could never love you You sound like a witchy bitch yo FUCK YOU but if i did id prolly show u that i care by takin all these otha mutha fuckaz outta here id go thru ya phone book n wack em all id find contestant numba one n break his fuckin jaw (What!?) Anyone who lookd atcha would have to pay Id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day Id grab ya titties n stretch em down past ya waist watch em spring up n hitcha in tha face Id sing love songs to ya tha best i can Id getcha naked an hit it like a CAVEMAN We would go to tha beach n walk thru tha sand Id thro a lil in ya face n say Im juss playin As ya spit it all out id rub ya back n grab ya underwear n wedge it up ya ass crack *Host* Well it sounds like #2 is just over flowing with sensitivity sharon.its a tough choice so far!Sharon, lets have your next question to see which is gonna win the rights to your next date *Sharon* Ok if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time.tell me how would you each get me to notice u and what would your pick up lines be? remember who evers the smoothest wins! OK First id slide up to the bar and tell you that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are id tell you that i like the way you make ya titties shake and if you lost a lil weight ud look like rikki lake FUCK THAT youd be jackin me quick id order u a drink and stir it wit my dick and then to get your attention in the crowded place id simply walk up in stick my nuts in ya face! yea freak her wit her nuts yo thatll get her Tell her that shes fat YAH thatll work even betta! Look FUCK YOU I gotta strong rap shit You dont want contestant #2 hes mad wack I walked into a bar n there he was standin up on a bucket *ughhh* Tryn to fuck it! It was a big fuckin smelly ass farm llama DAMN DOGGG How you gonna diss yo momma? |
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