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Ray Stevens Miscellaneous I 'm My Own Grandpa Many, many years ago when I was 23 I was married to a widow Who was pretty as can be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My Father fell in love with her And soon, they too, are wed. This made my Dad my Son-in-law And really changed my life. Now my Daughter was my Mother Cause she was my Father's wife. And to complicate the matter Even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a Bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in law to Dad And so became my Uncle Though it made me very sad. For if he were my Uncle then that Also made him brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter Who was, of course, my Step-mother. (Ha ha) My Father's wife then had a son Who kept them on the run, And he became my Grandchild For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my Mother's mother And it makes me blue Because although she is my wife She's my Grandmother, too. (Ha, gosh) Now if my wife is my grandmother Then I am her grandchild (Yea) and every time I think of it (ha) nearly drives me wild. Cause now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, As husband of my Grandmother I am my own Grandpa! Oh, I'm my own Grandpa (ha ha) I'm my own Grandpa (whoa) It sounds funny I know But it really is so! Whoa,I'm my own Grandpa. (Listen to this now) I'm my own Grandpa (would you believe that?) I'm my own Grandpa (talk about incest) It sounds funny I know But it really is so [fade out]I'm my own Grandpa....... |
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