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Wierd Al Yankovic Poodle Hat Complicated Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges what a shame. We ate 'till we could no more you said "Take the pizza home no sense in letting it go to waste" Now I face- Pizza all day and every day It's cheese 'round the clock It's getting me blocked I really don't care for the regularity. Tell me- Why'd I have to go and get so constapated It's a real big drag now Why'd you have to get me constapated? I really hate it! I sit, and I wait, and I strain, and I'm fellin' the pain Should I take a laxative or have my colon Irrigated? Oh, no, no. I was, feelin' pretty down Until my girlfriend came around Were just so alike in every way I gotta say! We were sitting on the couch busy making out I was kissing her so tenderly, but wo is me? Who woulda guessed her family crest I suddenly spied Tatooed on her thigh Wo is me? It's just like the one on me! How was I to know that we were both related? This is bad now. If I'd known we were cousins we never woulda dated. Really bad now. Should I go and propose, get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? Oh, no, no. I had a lot on my mind thought that I would unwind try out that roller coaster ride and the guide Said not to stand but thta's a demand that I couldn't meet I got on my feet Ended up dead I knocked off my head you see! Why'd I have to go and get decapitated? It's a real big drag now. This really sucks oh man I really hate it! Big ass drag now. I can't eat I can't breath I can't burp I can't sneeze yeah I can't even tlak or blink or read Sports Illustrated. Oh, no, no. Why'd I have to get myself mutilated? This really sucks now. This has really got me frustrated. Really sucks man. I can't eat, I can't breathe, But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze yeah. I had to go get myself decapitated. Oh, no,no. |
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