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| Weird Al Poodle Hat E-Bay (musical intro) A used Pink bathrobe, A rare mint snowglobe, A Smuf TV tray I bought On E-Bay... My house Is filled with This crap Shows up in Bubble wrap, Most every day. What I bought On E-bay... Tell me why I need another pet rock! Tell my why I got that Alph alarm clock! Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old tupee! They had it On E-bay... I'll buy Your knick-nack. Just check My feedback. A-plus-pluss They all say. They love me On E-Bay... Gonna buy: A slightly damaged golf pack, Some Beanie Babies New with tax, From some guy I've never met in Norway Found him On E-Bay. I am the type Who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left To go Woah Got Paypal or Visa Whatever'll please ya As long as I got The dough! I'll buy Your chatchkeys. Sell me Your watch, please. I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy... I'm highest bidder! Junk keeps arriving In the mail From that world-wide garage sail Hey! A Dukes of Hazard ash tray! I bought it on E-bay... Wanna buy? A Packman Feaver lunch box? A case of vintage tube socks? A kleenex used by Dr. Dre? They had it On E-Bay... Wanna buy? That Farrah Fawcett poster? Pez dispencers and a toaster? Don't know why The kind of stuff you'd throw away, I'll buy On E-Bay... What I bought On E-Bay... (music fades out) |
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