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Yankovic Weird Al Miscellaneous Headline News @HEADLINE NEWS Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic Music by Crash Test Dummies Once there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore And brought along his spraypaint And when he finally came back He... had... cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so... hard... Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be A figure skating champion And when she finally made it She... saw... some other girl who was better So she hired some guy To club her in the knee... cap.... Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm They got paid for their sound-bites And sold their TV movie rights And then there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night That she cut off his weiner And when he finally came to He... found... that Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain, it had always just Been... there.... Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Anil (Bob) Kapur "The answers to life's problems |
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