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Monty Python Monty Python Sings Every Sperm Is Sacred Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on, You're a Catholic the moment Dad came. Because... Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Children: Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Child: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Children: Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood. Mum: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Men: Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, Women: If a sperm is wasted, Children: God gets quite irate. Priest: Every sperm is wanted, Br. & Gr: Every sperm is good, Nannies: Every sperm is needed, Cardinal: In your neighborhood. Children: Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine, Funeral: God needs everybody's, Mourner1: Mine! Mourner2: And mine! Corpse: And mine! Nun: Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill, and plain, Statues: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. Everyone: Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. |
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