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Skip Ogden Miscellaneous Dear Ex-Wife Copyright 1989,1997 Well you've wondered about my dear ex-wife And what she's all about I can sum her up in about 500 words But I'll probably have to swear and shout She's got blood-shot eyes and a curly tail And a sniffling, running snout Well I hate to dismay but I'd be better off gay And this is all I can say CHORUS: She's a two bit, low down, hoe down, lard ass, nasty two-timing bitch She's big and dumb and her brain is dumb and her mother is a witch She's a stupid, ugly, money hungry, shameless rotten hussey bitch I wish they's take her away, I wish it more every day I don't deserve to be treated this way Well I put her through school but she forgot all the rules That we made in the past Soon as she graduated, premeditated, she dumped me on my ass She said with a grin, "Looks like I done you in Now get your butt of my property fast" Her mother said, "oy vay, you best go away, I never liked you anyway" Chorus She got the house and the dog and the waterbed The TV and the VCR She got the kids and the frige and the video games Not to even mention that car I got child support bills and a case of the chills and her tab at her bar I'd like to end it today, but there ain't no way Cause there/s bills I'm still trying to pay Chorus Chorus (comments welcome - skip@brew-meister.com) |
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